King of the Hill

In this game, you need to plant your flag on an imaginary hill. Come up with hilarious ways to get the previous poster's flag down and put your own flag on top.

To begin I just climb the hill and put my flag on it

*fires bazooka at hill, ascends it triumphantly, plants flag*

Dassault Papillon: *A tank fires at the top of the hill and destroys the very top and the flag, an army walks up the mountain and puts their flag on the hill, and it looks like this*:

Bi0Hazard: An army digs inside of the hill, and uses tarantulas to make the former go away, then take the flag out, and put there own, and make a wall of fire around the hill, with archers and ballistas.

fire_wings: Flies jets in the area and fires missiles at your archers and ballistas. Thousands of ground troops with gas masks come running in after the airstrikes and release tear gas everywhere to repel and scare off your army on the hill. My ground troops fire continuously and your army has no choice but to withdraw. We then run up and put up our USSR communist flag again.

Bi0Hazard: Entices people to come down from the hill with free hugs and candy.

admin: Solves the conflict peacefully.

Bi0Hazard: Lays out a deal for both our flags to be on the hill.

admin: Don't we need some peace through strength?

Bi0Hazard: Nah *snuggles teddy bear*

Bi0Hazard: American troops ambush by night with NVGs and battle communist freaks until the morning. M1 Abrams tanks roll in for additional support. Commies panic and throw their tear gas at the tanks -- to no effect. Americans charge up the hill through enemy fire, then took the hill and established their flag.

And my soldiers do this:

Krazy: I convert your soldiers to my newfounded religion and use that influence to get them to plant my flag on the hill instead.

admin: I burn your flag too.

admin: No seriously what does your flag look like?

Krazy: Haha, you can't burn it down if you don't know what it is

admin: Well since you're a pacifist, I would imagine it's this queer-looking, brony, sissy type flag.

Something like this:


So I, single-handedly defeated your army and easily take down your flag; since pacifists don't fight.

Krazy: I rebuild my army and send a spy in at the same time. We then know your defense plan and send an ambush attack. You are forced to retreat because of our overpowering invasion.
We hold a concert for celebration and burn your flag:

Bi0Hazard: I train a team of mutant squirrels in kung fu. They become... the ninja squirrels.

As you are celebrating, the ninja squirrels secretly replace your flag with mine, then disappear without a trace into the darkness.

admin: We take the flag down and replace it with another one of our flags and have someone secure the area to prevent it from happening again.

Bi0Hazard: I click an affiliate link on a dodgy website because I am the one-millionth visitor. It grants me the option of either a million dollars or my flag put up on the hill. Remarkably this just so happens to be the only web advertisement that is actually true.

I choose to put my flag on the hill.