public urinating should be totally legal.

The law would have you literally explode your bladder and die form internal bleeding rather than let you piss on a wall or field or something which can totally take it.

Blackflag: like even females should be allowed.

Blackflag: Wouldn't one simply urinate into one's pants in this situation? Like, it would be hugely embarrassing, but better than dying.
Or just accept the fine you're handed down under the law as an alternative to dying?
Or just find a secluded spot where police can't see you and nobody will report you?

Or *gasp* go find a toilet?

admin: last question is redundant as it's about when u can't find one nearby.

to third question, that's the point, why do you have to be so scared, why can't you just do it?

to the second question why fine to begin with?

to the first question yuck

Blackflag: I'm just pointing out you're creating a false dichotomy between death and public urination being legal. I dare you to name one person who died because they couldn't urinate in public.

admin: this is why ur the admin and i'm the user

Blackflag: If someone needs to relieve themselves, they will. I highly doubt a police officer will be around to stop it.

Darth Vitiosus: THAT IS NOT THE POINTTTTTTTTTTT

Blackflag: "It's Only Illegal if you get caught"

Just some friendly advice if you wish to engage in this action.

Darth Vitiosus: you are a sick rapist at heart

Blackflag: I can't be a rapist. I have been castrated.

Blackflag: You need to learn to stop attacking other people. I get the impression you're not taking that seriously.

admin: if you say that if you are not caught it's not illegal you may as well rape... but it's only an insult if being sick is interpreted as a bad adjective.

Blackflag: Because it's rude and inconsiderate! If you have to die or suffer from internal bleeding instead of urinating in a public place so be it! Ugh. You're like under ten, so it's legal for you though.

And because it spreads diseases and is totally unsanitary. We're not a third world country peoples.

Pinkie: To be fair, some people may be viewing this from a third world country.

admin: Oh true.

I'm sorry third world country people, I don't mean to be discriminatory or say anything rude about your urinating habits.

Pinkie: Fun fact, (which I'm sure you all already know)
Technically, the term "third world" has less to do with wealth and toilet access and is purely used to reference political alignment.

FIRST world was what we called anyone on America's team, SECOND world meant you were with the USSR and THIRD world was everyone else.

It was just coincidental that most of those countries were poor as well. Today, that's become the main definition for it and nobody even mentions the second world anymore.
When I was a kid, some of the politicians were trying to say NZ was a third world country, because we kicked the yanks out with their may uranium.. And I can confirm, we had lots of toilets. Although I'll admit to going native a few times as well, what boy doesn't, given the chance?

nzlockie: Wow, I actually did not know that. That's really interesting, hah, I guess I sounded a bit ignorant. Thanks Mr. Phillips, Sir.

Blackflag: You said it better than I ever could, my foul mouthed twin!

Dassault Papillon: I just realized your names match...