Short Jokes

Tell a joke that's not longer than one sentence (or a question and a short reply).

Like for example:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot

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Painters of abstract art always sign their paintings in a realistic fashion.

Why did Suzie drop her lollipop?

She got hit by a truck.

Mharman: Where did Suzie go during the bombing?

EVERYWHERE

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BREAKING: University of Michigan gives their students Play-Doh and coloring books the day after Donald Trump's election victory.

Reporters on the scene note that the students failed to color within the lines.

I made some holy water today. It's easy - I just had to boil the hell out of it.

Mharman: But hey, maybe it's abstract "art".

The Cleveland Browns

I have an interesting sense of humor. The more offensive, the funnier.

What's long and black?

The Unemployment Line

What do you call a bunch of white people in a bus?

A Twinkie

There was a 4-car car crash in Mexico today.

93 people died.

You know you're screwed when even the Asian kid is looking at the finals in confusion.

What do you call a cross between a elephant and a rhino?

El ef i no.